The scene opens inside the Technicians apartment in the evening. They're nice and clean, having gotten back to Philly the very early morning after Epic and they're ready to relax a couple days before they make the 7 hour drive to Toronto for the next Epic. Krista and Kendra are sitting on their respective boyfriends laps as they watch some BLPW TV. A segment about Hiram Dorque's BLPW career is on, though none of them really seem to be paying attention, but are more involved in conversation.

Kendra: So you guys think you're gonna be ready for the Stylish Rogues this week?

M: PHH! Of course!

E: Shyeah... it's like, they suck and we rule... or something.

Kendra: I don't know... they seem to be training a lot more often than you guys are lately.

M: That's only because they need it if they're going up against us!

E: That's right. Ain't nobody gonna stop our shine, ain't nobody gonna stop our shine, ain't nobody gonna stop our shine you ain't stopping our shine so fine.

M: Yeah, something like that.

All eyes turn to the TV when the words "The Technicians" echo through the room. The camera focuses on the TV as well.

Person on TV: The Technicians are pitted against one of the newer BLPW tag teams, the Stylish Rogues, this week in what is expected to be a spectacular match. But then again, with the Technicians in it, how could it not be a spectacular match! Bill Ogilvy has more on this.

The scene on the TV switches to a split-screen shot of Bill Ogilvy sitting at his desk in his office, and the person on TV sitting at the news desk. Bill is looking into the camera through his thick, Drew Carey-looking glasses (if he wears glasses?)

Bill: That's right Peter. The Technicians first arrived in the BLPW way back in September of 2002 and quickly rose to the top of the BLPW Tag Team division when they captured the Tag Team titles in their second match here. Recently they made history in the BLPW when they became the first tag team to ever claim a second reign as Tag Champions.

The Stylish Rogues, however, cannot say the same. Though Chris Trepanier was a part of Storm Front 2000, the very team that defeated the Technicians for the Tag Titles at BLPW Dead on Arrival, Storm Front's reign as Tag Champs was short-lived, however, when the team of KGBorac defeated them at Seasons Beatings less than a month later, Chris Trepanier certainly proved that he has what it takes to be part of a team that's good enough to win the gold. Now with his former WCWO partner and alleged trainee Trouble Shooter, we all have to wonder if Chris Trepanier can lead the Stylish Rogues to their first, and Chris Trepanier's second, reign as Tag Team Champions.

However, rumor has it that their chances are not that great at this coming Epic. They are certainly showing potential, but going up against a team that claims to be, and has certainly proven to be, the best tag team in BLPW, it has been said that their chances of taking the titles this week are not that great. Some people might disagree with that, but nobody can say for sure what will happen. So tune in to Epic this Thursday at 9/8 central.

Peter: Now Bill isn't there a rumor about that speaks of a possible triple threat match between the Violence Cartel, the Stylish Rogues, and the Technicians at BLPW Moment of Truth, a match in which the Tag Titles will be on the line?

Bill: Yes there is Peter. But we can neither confirm nor deny that rumor. If Rob Stallion advances in the North American Title tournament, then there's no chance of it happening- at least not at Moment of Truth. However, if he doesn't, then it is very possible and I think that's something we'd all love to see.

Peter: Thanks Bill.

The scene on the TV cuts back to just Peter and he goes on with his little news deal.

E: Ya damn right they don't have a good chance! Hell, they don't have a chance, period!

M: That's right. We are so gonna murder them!

E: Tru dat poody.

M: Don't dude. Just don't.

E: Fine then, I won't call ya poody ya (bleep)ing crybaby.

M: Well screw you too!

The Electrician picks Krista up and stands, then gently sets Krista down in his chair, then walks over and stands right in front of the Mechanic. The Mechanic looks up at him, then kinda pushes Kendra off to the side and stands up himself, meeting him face to face.

M: What?

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M: OUCH! Would you cut that out already?! I'm not your (bleep)ing b(bleep)!

E: Yes you are.

M: NO I'M NO...

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M: KNOCK IT O....

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E: Now listen, you are my b(bleep), you always have been, and you always will be.

M: A...

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Kendra: STOP! Oh God Stop!

E: Tell your boyfriend he's my b(bleep) then!

Kendra: Mech, you're his b(bleep)! Just accept it!

Tears well up in the Mechanic's eyes, and he runs to the back and begins sobbing like a little girl as the scene fades to black.

-Off camera

The Mechanic walks back in, laughing, though his cheeks have turned a bright red.

M: Damn that was fun. We haven't had us a good ol' slappin' session in a while.

E: Tru dat poody.

The Mechanic just laughs and shakes his head.

Disclaimer: No persons were slapped during the writing of this RP. Any sayings and/or rhymes in green were most likely stolen and altered without permission from ICP for the purposes of this RP. Oh yeah, and Keebler Elf chocolate covered cookies are really good!