E: Man, that's one good-looking lamp right there. I wonder how much it costs. It'd look real good on my bedstand.
M: I don't know. This Wal-Mart is so broke they can't even afford price tags!
E: Yeah. That sucks.
M: Wait a minute!
M: Didn't you crack the bar code while you were in college?
E: You're right! Indeed I did!
M: Figure out what this lamp costs!
E: Okay... (looks at the barcode on the sticker that's on the bottom of the lamp) Fat bar skinny bar skinny bar fat bar medium bar skinny bar fat bar fat bar... (he continues to shout out the size of each bar until he reaches the last one)... skinny bar $9.98!
M: Sweeeeet! We so gotta buy this!
E: Damn right we do!
The Mechanic grabs the lamp off the shelf and on their way up to the register, the Electrician halts in his tracks.
E: Oh my God... a 3 pound bag of cinammon gummy bears!!!
M: AHHH! Grab that too!
The Electrician frantically grabs for the bag as if he's fighting through a crowd of 50 to 100 people to get it. When the bag is in his arms, the Technicians make a mad dash to the front, holding on to their prized possessions for all their worth. Once to the front, the Techs kindly step up to the register and place their items on the counter with the belt that moves, and wait quietly as the cashier rings up the items.
Cashier: That'll be $16.01.
The Mechanic pulls out his wallet and then freezes.
M: Uhm... err...
E: What's the matter? Pay the lady would ya?!
The Electrician sees that the only bill in his brothers wallet is a 5. Well, you can guess what happened... SLAP!!! Right across the back of Mech's head.
E: You dumbass! I should've known not to trust you to pay for this!
M: I'm sorry.... I thought I had more cash on me.
E: That's no excuse!
SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!!
Cashier: Hey, take it easy would ya?
E: You stay outta this!
SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!!
M: OKAY! I've learned my lesson.
The Electrician reaches into his wallet and pulls out a 20 to pay for the items. Once getting his change and outside, the Electrician begins laughing.
M: What's so funny.
E: God... I actually had her believing I'm abusive like that.
M: Shyeah... though you did get a little carried away.
E: Hey, you deserved it. Not only did you look like a complete retard for that shit, but you also convinced me that we were facing the Force at Epic!
M: Hey, that's what the card said that I got.
E: Doesn't do us any good now though does it?! We wasted an entire week cutting promo's against the Force, and no-freakin'-buddy told us about it.
M: Oh well... Storm Front 2000 will get their ass-kicking anyway.
E: Shyeah. C'mon, let's go to Village Inn (Authors Note: If there is one in Norfolk). I'm hungry.
M: All right.
The Technicians hop into their truck and take off as the scene fades to black.